How to train your....

As a kid i enjoyed reading "If you give a mouse a cookie..." but what i enjoyed even more than that was reading all of the stories that branched off of that. Such as "If you give a pig a pancake" and "If you give a whale a waffle".

Now we're watching How to train your dragon in class. I challenge you all to alter the word dragon.  Come up with something creative to use instead of dragon. Like How to train your Uncle. Please dont reply with something normal like How to train your puppy. Think of something really funny and creative to use instead of the word dragon.